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lyrics

Time to play
Oh the horse only has three legs
The horse only has three legs
With the box and the wall and the roach and the sleigh

Time to play
Time to pray for the sin you made
To the god and his holy grace
With the word in his mouth and the hole in his cunt

Oh I ain't gonna eat my apple under the bridge no more
I ain't gonna eat my apple under the bridge, yeah
Oh I'm friends with you
Oh she gimme back some books and I read

And on the first day, I read 100 verses and I got a yellow ribbon
And on the second day, I read 100 verses and I got a blue ribbon
Well on the second day, I read 100 verses and I got a red ribbon
Oh red ribbon good like Bible
Red ribbon good like Bible
Bring it on home
Bring it on home
Oh you're goin' down
Oh you're goin' down home
My hand's around your ankle
My finger's in your hand
Oh no, oh good
My hand's in your fingers
My finger's in your hand
I'm gonna dance with you
Oh, you're so small, hand in hand
My hand's in you
You're so soft
Oh, you're so stupid
Oh just round and round we go
Pokin' Finn and pokin' now
Down the tunnel we go, here we go now

Got a wife down at home
Got a mom and pa
Got a fish in my hook
Ridin down the river smooth
I hit her once, I hit her twice
Oh just riding down the river smooth
Yeah got a wife down at home
Got her right red and blue
Got another fish in my mouth
Got a Huck in my Finn
And I give mice to the cell
I hit her once, I hit her twice
I'm watching her turn blue

So sweet blue
She cooks so well in her pretty pot for me
I hit her once or twice
She has good home for me

Oh heavens her daughter's a whore
I put on this blanket for you
Red ribbon good, red ribbon good like Bible
The horse only has three legs
Horse only has three legs today

Breakfast on Mondays: 2 pm to 6 pm
Breakfast on Tuesdays: 2 pm to 6 pm
Breakfast on Wednesdays: 2 pm
Breakfast on Thursdays: 2 pm to 6 pm
Breakfast on Fridays: 2 pm to 6 pm
Breakfast on Saturdays: Breakfast in the pm!
Breakfast on Sundays: 2 pm to 6 pm
Breakfast on Sundays: 3 pm to 4 pm

credits

from Real Men Don't Rape, released February 26, 2015
Newt Grundy - vocals, violin
Henry Knollenberg - guitar, vocals, loops
T. A. Babcock - drums

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Culture Chester Des Moines, Iowa

Culture Chester was an experimental rock band that was active from June 2014 to September 2015. The three members were Newt Grundy, Henry Knollenberg, and T. A. Babcock, all of whom have their own solo and side projects.

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