Real Men Don't Rape

by Culture Chester

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Culture Chester's first and only album. Released on 5cm Recordings, with catalog number 5CM-014.

Thanks to Mathias, Kaylee, Rachel, Adnan, David, Wesley, Luke, Patrick, and anyone else that supported Culture Chester in some way.

The seven songs on this album were written and rehearsed over a period of six months. Recorded overdubs are minimal. This is not a happy album.

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released February 26, 2015

Newt Grundy - vocals, violin, trombone, keyboard, synthesizer, bass guitar
Henry Knollenberg - keyboard, vocals, guitar, loops
T. A. Babcock - drums, synthesizer

All music written, performed, and produced by Culture Chester.

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Culture Chester Des Moines, Iowa

Culture Chester was an experimental rock band that was active from June 2014 to September 2015. The three members were Newt Grundy, Henry Knollenberg, and T. A. Babcock, all of whom have their own solo and side projects.

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Track Name: Rape
I'm not your man, you're my girl
I'm not your man, you're my girl
I'm not your father, you're my hole
I'm not your man, you're my girl

The taste of you is sweeter than me
Track Name: Mark Train
Time to play
Oh the horse only has three legs
The horse only has three legs
With the box and the wall and the roach and the sleigh

Time to play
Time to pray for the sin you made
To the god and his holy grace
With the word in his mouth and the hole in his cunt

Oh I ain't gonna eat my apple under the bridge no more
I ain't gonna eat my apple under the bridge, yeah
Oh I'm friends with you
Oh she gimme back some books and I read

And on the first day, I read 100 verses and I got a yellow ribbon
And on the second day, I read 100 verses and I got a blue ribbon
Well on the second day, I read 100 verses and I got a red ribbon
Oh red ribbon good like Bible
Red ribbon good like Bible
Bring it on home
Bring it on home
Oh you're goin' down
Oh you're goin' down home
My hand's around your ankle
My finger's in your hand
Oh no, oh good
My hand's in your fingers
My finger's in your hand
I'm gonna dance with you
Oh, you're so small, hand in hand
My hand's in you
You're so soft
Oh, you're so stupid
Oh just round and round we go
Pokin' Finn and pokin' now
Down the tunnel we go, here we go now

Got a wife down at home
Got a mom and pa
Got a fish in my hook
Ridin down the river smooth
I hit her once, I hit her twice
Oh just riding down the river smooth
Yeah got a wife down at home
Got her right red and blue
Got another fish in my mouth
Got a Huck in my Finn
And I give mice to the cell
I hit her once, I hit her twice
I'm watching her turn blue

So sweet blue
She cooks so well in her pretty pot for me
I hit her once or twice
She has good home for me

Oh heavens her daughter's a whore
I put on this blanket for you
Red ribbon good, red ribbon good like Bible
The horse only has three legs
Horse only has three legs today

Breakfast on Mondays: 2 pm to 6 pm
Breakfast on Tuesdays: 2 pm to 6 pm
Breakfast on Wednesdays: 2 pm
Breakfast on Thursdays: 2 pm to 6 pm
Breakfast on Fridays: 2 pm to 6 pm
Breakfast on Saturdays: Breakfast in the pm!
Breakfast on Sundays: 2 pm to 6 pm
Breakfast on Sundays: 3 pm to 4 pm
Track Name: Baseball Factory
Get back to work
Get back to work and say
Oh! Work! Work! Work!
Get back to work

Your ham is your gold
Your lime is your brother
Your daughter is copper
Your wife has an eye
You work for your hole
You die in your hole
You dream of your heaven
You work for your money
Track Name: The Grass Is Green
Oh terrible terrible around wind outside awful just awful the air is coming through the wing and the trees, and the maggots and the door and the girl and the hair oh it kicks up the dirt and I say no

The grass is green
The grass is long
The grass is trim
The grass is good
The grass is deep
Track Name: Ficklebush
Always take words literally, that's my motto
Exactly, linguistics bitch!
Hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha
Take it literally

Hybrid detached, how the hybrid
Wait wait, it is, am I?

I'm only interested in what's going on in my mind

I am a god
Hurry up with my damn artistic expression
Interpret interpret interpret
Critic critic critic critic critic
Track Name: Espionausea
Oh god, this is hurting
This is hurting, head in water
Ghost in water and brick in wall

This is hurting, this is hurting
Head in water, ghost in water
Eat with mother and brick in wall
This is hurting

Ghost in water, ghost in water
Pray with mother, eat from mother
And earn your fuck
Earn your fuck

BIG BLANKET COVER ME NOW
Track Name: She Is Not Your Beautiful House
I like to party and you like to party
He likes to party and she likes to party
Let's party together
Let's party together

I like to fuck and you like to fuck
He likes to fuck and she likes to fuck
Let's fuck each other
Let's fuck each other

SHE IS NOT YOUR BEAUTIFUL HOUSE