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Real Men

by Culture Chester

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1.
Don't 04:47
I'm not your man, you're my girl I'm not your man, you're my girl I'm not your father, you're my hole I'm not your man, you're my girl The taste of you is sweeter than me
2.
Mark Train 07:44
Time to play Oh the horse only has three legs The horse only has three legs With the box and the wall and the roach and the sleigh Time to play Time to pray for the sin you made To the god and his holy grace With the word in his mouth and the hole in his cunt Oh I ain't gonna eat my apple under the bridge no more I ain't gonna eat my apple under the bridge, yeah Oh I'm friends with you Oh she gimme back some books and I read Breakfast on Mondays: 2 pm to 6 pm Breakfast on Tuesdays: 2 pm to 6 pm Breakfast on Wednesdays: 2 pm Breakfast on Thursdays: 2 pm to 6 pm Breakfast on Fridays: 2 pm to 6 pm Breakfast on Saturdays: Breakfast in the pm! Breakfast on Sundays: 2 pm to 6 pm Breakfast on Sundays: 3 pm to 4 pm
3.
Get back to work Get back to work and say Oh! Work! Work! Work! Get back to work Your ham is your gold Your lime is your brother Your daughter is copper Your wife has an eye You work for your hole You die in your hole You dream of your heaven You work for your money
4.
Oh terrible terrible around wind outside awful just awful the air is coming through the wing and the trees, and the maggots and the door and the girl and the hair oh it kicks up the dirt and I say no The grass is green The grass is long The grass is trim The grass is good The grass is deep
5.
Ficklebush 06:38
Always take words literally, that's my motto Exactly, linguistics bitch! Hee hee hee hee ha ha ha ha Take it literally Hybrid detached, how the hybrid Wait wait, it is, am I? I'm only interested in what's going on in my mind I am a god Hurry up with my damn artistic expression Interpret interpret interpret Critic critic critic critic critic
6.
Espionausea 07:36
Oh god, this is hurting This is hurting, head in water Ghost in water and brick in wall This is hurting, this is hurting Head in water, ghost in water Eat with mother and brick in wall This is hurting Ghost in water, ghost in water Pray with mother, eat from mother And earn your fuck Earn your fuck BIG BLANKET COVER ME NOW
7.
I like to party and you like to party He likes to party and she likes to party Let's party together Let's party together I like to fuck and you like to fuck He likes to fuck and she likes to fuck Let's fuck each other Let's fuck each other SHE IS NOT YOUR BEAUTIFUL HOUSE

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Culture Chester's first and only studio album. Released on 5cm Recordings, with catalog number 5CM-014.

Thanks to Mathias, Kaylee, Adnan, David, Patrick, and anyone else that supported Culture Chester in some way.

The seven songs on this album were written and rehearsed over a period of six months. Recorded overdubs are minimal. This is not a happy album.

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released February 26, 2015

Newt Grundy - vocals, violin, trombone, keyboard, bass guitar, synthesizer
Henry Knollenberg - keyboard, vocals, guitar, loops
T. A. Babcock - drums, synthesizer

All music written, performed, and produced by Culture Chester.

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Culture Chester Des Moines, Iowa

Culture Chester was an experimental rock band that was active from June 2014 to September 2015. The three members were Newt Grundy, Henry Knollenberg, and T. A. Babcock, all of whom have their own solo and side projects.

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